- Little old black lady: Excuse me.
- Metro guy in sunglasses with legs spread across three seats: (no response)
- Little old black lady: Son! I know your balls can't be that big. Close your damn legs!
- (other people laugh, and Metro guy closes legs)
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- From Overheard In New York
- another reason why I love New Yorkers (besides the fact that I am one)
