February 2010
30 posts
I think Weezy just said 246 swear words in a row.
(via themattsmith)
CBS ruined the entire performance. My mom was pissed, thought our cable was shorting out (and, yes, my mom is a Drake fan)
annnnnd Michael Jackson just gave the best...
(via themattsmith
hahaha. seriously. although, I thought it weird that the 800 Jackson siblings allowed his kids to accept the award. Those two were just allowed to unveil themselves 7 months ago…it seems a little early to make them give an acceptance speech to the world.
I HATE JUSTIN BEEBER.
annahinks: (via zigzagzang)
I was unsure until just now…but, yea, me too.
January 2010
70 posts
“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”
– Abraham Lincoln (via crookedindifference)
“Follow the trail to your dreams, not the path of others’ expectations.”
– Byrd Baggett (submitted by itumbleon) (via quote-book) (via kerianne)
“I’m not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment … and a...”
– Brian, Family Guy
“I thought growing up was something that happened automatically as you got older....”
– Scrubs (via littlemiss)
I’m still on the fence…
“Try something new each day. After all, we’re given life to find it out. It...”
– Maude Chardin, Harold And Maude (via movieoftheday)
Online Dating...god help me...
So, yea, I was sucked into the whole online dating thing. I mean, c’mon, I’m on here all day anyways. And, if Rosie O’Donnell can find love online, why can’t I? Well, I’ll tell you why I can’t - because I get messages from guys named “C-more-cash” that state: wuz goin on 2nite sweetheart…would u like 2 chat …2 a real person like...
South Carolina's lieutenant governor, Andre Bauer,...
“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”
Bauer insisted he wasn’t bad-mouthing people laid off...
“I have to remember that crushes are fun. This is all supposed to be FUN. Yes. If...”
– a wise friend on her quest for Mr. Right (via graceinsmallthings)
Discover Your Animal Personality.
Take the Test
I’m a Cottontail. Famous Cottontails: Monica Lewinsky, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith. (I’m actually a little concerned about this list)
Cottontail personalities are small, gentle individuals with a tendency towards shyness and whose instinct is to run at the first sign of danger. Their extraordinarily acute senses are well-developed and always on the lookout for any...
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– -Marilyn Monroe (via artpixie)
THIS
(via sexual)
Anna Paquin has an accent too?!!
Is anyone on TV American anymore?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(703): okay, prove you’re not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar. (1-703): I am sober. Because I don’t drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I laughed.
tattoome:
“Whatever doesn’t kill you leaves you susceptible to a secondary infection”
– David Duchovny
Wow, good for Toni Collette I guess.
(via annahinks)
I had no idea that she was European/Australian?! I hate it when the Brits/Aussies (?) bust out the accent in real life, all out of nowhere…somehow changes things…weird, I know