December 2009
32 posts
Brittany Murphy dies at age 32... →
Yet another shocking celebrity death for 2009…sheesh. RIP.
Jersey Shore answering trivia on Jay Leno →
it’s ridiculous how dumb they are….and funny as hell!!!
“Dance like the photo’s not tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, tweet...”
– Teichy (via morganism82) fucking brilliant! (via thedame)
yep, this is what our world has become…
It is what it is.
themattsmith:
wooliebear:
davidkendall:
notesfromundervault:
shynessisnice:
is the worst phrase uttered by human kind. what does that even mean. why would you say that to somebody unless you utterly despise them and want to make them feel worse.
I HATE THIS PHRASE!
I use this phrase all the time.
It’s comforting to me. If there’s something that is upsetting me, but I can’t do...
“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty...”
– Sex and the City (via littlemiss)
#ifsantawasblack →
kiamatthews:
If Santa Was Black… today’s number one Trending Topic.
WE ARE TREADING ON DANGEROUS GROUND HERE, PEOPLE. Usually this kind of thing is reserved for some tacky email forward between the black employees of an office and their sisters, cousins and church members, of course, because church people love a damn FORWARD. We can’t let the Whites see our jokes y’all!
But for reals, some of...
White people drop Tiger Woods as their spokesman →
meltinyourmouth:
“In light of Tiger’s very public and embarrassing examples of infidelity, we cannot continue our business relationship together,” said white person Blake Rutherford IV. “We wish Tiger the very best of luck in his future endeavors, should they be with black people, Thai people, or one of those other types of people.
“Certainty of death, small chance of success…what are we waiting for?”
– Gimli
I’ve been watching The Lord of the Rings marathon since 8am…not a bad way to spend a Sunday.
Every time Facebook tells me to say hello to...
I end up deleting them from my friend’s list. Probably not it’s purpose, but definitely a great way to filter out people you don’t really care about.
“The Bulls played worse than any team has ever played in any game at any standard...”
– Shamsports.com
(re: when the point guard of The Raptors knelt down to tie his shoe, and not a single Bulls player tried to steal or knock the ball away )
Reality Bites is on...
Charlane McGregor: Why don't you get a job at the Burgerrama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV - they had this little retarded boy working the register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my University!
Wes McGregor: Well you dont have to put that on your application.
I wish I could erase people from my memory
(via istuffmypants)
I completely agree.
Amanda Knox and boyfriend convicted of murder →
This story has always intrigued me…and the verdict is finally in.
“Honestly….you look like Simba”
– Steve, VH1’s Tough Love
(i literally laughed out loud, because I was thinking the exact same thing)
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Lisa Loeb A New Mom, No Longer #1 Single →
This story made me so happy!! I was one of maybe 7 people who loved her E! reality show, #1 Single, which chronicled her dating disasters and all that goes into finding the man of your dreams. This was way before the whole VH1 game show/dating show phenomenon so it was actually pretty good…and not in a trainwreck way.
Meredith Baxter is a lesbian...
this was the big revelation on The Today Show. However, I swear I already knew this so it wasn’t all that very shocking. Also, maybe it’s me, but I feel like coming out of the closet isn’t that big of a deal anymore.
It's the season of giving...why not help give a... →
In May I’ll be traveling to Guatemala to work as a volunteer with Habitat for Humanity, building houses alongside people who need a decent, affordable place to live. If interested in donating (and any little bit helps), please click on the link to learn more.
Gracias mi amigos! (i’m already starting to brush up on my spanish)
