Now, i’ve been known to flake…once blaming my roommate’s (imaginery) seizure problem for blowing off a date. However, being told that you can’t make it because you’re allergic to the Puffs that you just bought on sale, but keep using them because you keep sneezing, because you’re so allergic…hmmm. That’s a new one.
Please tell me someone has been issued a lamer excuse?
…i’m thankful for having a family big enough to eat two of these big pots of rice and beans…along with tons of other stuff.
I probably shouldn’t eat for a week.
Gimbel’s Manager: Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite
the marathon on USA begins tonight, thus so does the official holiday season… :)
Eckhart Tolle (via myserendipities)
Video Phone - Beyonce/Lady Gaga
(Besides the seizure I had about 1:30 in, it’s typical Beyonce fair)
should replace “for the love of God” in everyone’s vernacular.
Example:
You spill your drink all over your new sweater.“AH, FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J!”
Think it over.
I’m down.
the more angry I get that people actually voted for her. and the more frightened I get that she apparently has a legitimate political future. if she wins anything in 2012, i hope all the Mayan predictions are right.
